bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

(Source: lauzor, via haileyalexandra)

Got the wine colored dress from Mod-whatever
Mom aka too cool for ModCloth
Love those back dimples. 

Love those back dimples. 

i-am-dovahkiin:

deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them

(via befrecktaling)

Court Reporter Officially Hates His Job More Than You Do | TIME

My hero.

This is a mess the Giants should not have been in.

Dave Flemming. 

2015 team slogan????

leeleeleelee:

Sometimes, I can’t remember what it was like talking shit to other team’s fanbases before the internet. It doesn’t matter. I don’t want to remember, because this is perfect.

leeleeleelee:

Sometimes, I can’t remember what it was like talking shit to other team’s fanbases before the internet. It doesn’t matter. I don’t want to remember, because this is perfect.

(via mlboffseason)

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.
Edna St. Vincent Millay  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: liquidnight, via thatkindofwoman)

legobatmanny:

We asked 20 strangers to eat ass for the first time and results will warm your heart

(Source: thebatmanny, via toocooltobehipster)

Office Culture

A real email:

Good afternoon all,

Interested in participating in a salad potluck?  Nothing fancy.  Just bags of pre washed lettuce, and spinach with all of the fixings.  I will create a sign up sheet and place it near my desk.  We won’t have a designated space to eat, so we will use the small conference room ,as a staging area,12-1.  This will be more of a “eat at your desk” potluck.  Please be sure to bring your items sliced, and in a container ready for serving. 

You are responsible for bringing your own paper plate and eating utensils. 
At least the guy at Blondie’s gave me a free slice today.