January 2012
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December 2011
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From wikipedia, but still:
One study suggested that vaginal absorption of semen could act as an antidepressant in women; the study compared two groups of women, one of which used condoms and the other did not.
Women…who did not use condoms were most likely to initiate sex and to seek out new partners as soon as a relationship ended, suggesting that the chemical dependency to semen creates...
When Marley and I were in Greece a few years ago, she got sick during dinner and we had to pay a visit to Dr. Yannis. He had long, flowing hair, a leather jacket with the aforementioned screaming eagle emblazoned on the back, and a knack for touching Marley’s stomach and knowing what was wrong with her.
And after the exam was over, he gave us a ride home on that motorcycle. A midnight...
Crossover Heaven
A CBS 10:00 drama starring Dr. Spaceman and Saul Goodman.
It would be every feeble-bodied, liberal-leaning, A.V.-Club-lovin’, underemployed college graduate’s dream. But it would be on CBS.
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“Every time a bell tolls, an angel gets its wings.”
– Ernest Hemmingway’s wonderful life
Calvin and Hobbes as Jesse and Walt
???
Profit
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Vacation Quotes, day one
Amy: Damnit! I haven't spent any quality time with Drake today!
Mom: You can spend quality time with him in the car.
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Joel: I should like Jimmy Buffet. He's like Beach Boys lite. He likes the beach, margaritas, women, and boats.
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(trying to transcribe the aforementioned)
Amy: Wait, Joel, was there a fourth thing?
Joel: No. I specifically wanted to make sure there were four things.
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Grandma: It's like my mother used to say, use honey with your enemies and you'll do more than vinegar.
^^ I think I just learned where Joel got his special gift for mangling sentences.
Krusty the Clown as Andy Rooney? I died.
“Is there such thing as a hickory stick? Because I was gonna say, I think...”
– Joel
This time last year, my grandma was telling me to stand outside Stanford hospital after I got off work and wait for a doctor to come talk to me. I was 22. It was time to start getting married.
Now, in light of the divorce, she’s all, girl power, Amy. Women are survivors, isn’t that right, Amy? Amy, you don’t need a man.
Freaky Friday. What day is it? I’m tired. Sleeping...
“The joke will be on you when the dream becomes realized”
– Joel, pissed that I won’t sign a petition to get Ricky and Blondie included on the Beach Boys reunion tour.
DEAL WITH IT.
Let there be light!
shitmystudentswrite:
The Enlightenment started when Einstein invented the light bulb. Until then people could not work long enough to figure things out because it got dark too early.
WatchCue George Bailey “Merry Christmas!”
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“We’re a group of funny, talented people brimming with ideas and energy and youth...”
– Goddamnit if this email doesn’t just make my week.
Grad school: many will enter, few will win.
I move down here to be where all the comedy’s at, and then the Sketchfest schedule comes out, and all I want to do is be back in the bay area. Ohhh welllll.
Remnants of last night’s latke drunkfest 2011. Not pictured: a billion latkes, because we ate them all. Also not pictured: more pictures, because that was not my job. But I’m sure they’ll turn up on someone else’s iphone.