Hard water confuses me.
Overheard en route to San Diego

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My favorite game is the one where I go to work and wish I wasn’t there, and then go home and wish I wasn’t there either.
Weese Jr. (via nevver)

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http://youtu.be/2fPgIIB67bw

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fogblogging:

this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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EGOT

EGOT

I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself.
Simone de Beauvoir  (via thatkindofwoman)

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