Highlight of Galentine’s Day? Round robin madlibs. This was our sexy attempt. WARNING: NEVER NOT FUNNY.
Dear Uncle Lewis,
What are you doing after strip club practice on Valentine’s Day? Want to come over to my ta-tas? We can ride the school big dick or, if it’s a bright and sloppy day, we can smolder. If you stay for dinner, you’re in for a treat. My dad loves to barbecue prime balls. He is practically a gourmet vibrator. His steaks are juicy, sweaty, and guaranteed to melt in your snatch flaps. And my mom makes chocolate chip lubricants that are out of this vagina. You’ll be eating them until they come out your rectums. After dinner we can go to the movies. Pull Out Method Impossible is playing. And, because it’s Valentine’s Day, I’ll even pay for the erect popcorn.
Gently,
Camille.
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