Attached, please find an incomplete list of the companies my grandmother has called and complained to.
Best,
Amy
- Yogurtland. The complaint: their product melted too quickly. She wanted her money back.
- Clairol (or in her exact words, Lady Clairol. These complaints were lodged either in the 1950s or the 1300s.) The complaint: she uses Clairol hair dye. Her shampoo (note: not Clairol brand) stripped her color. She wanted her money back.
- Charmin. The complaint: she noticed that although you still get the same amount of toilet paper in the roll (!!!), Charmin had the nerve to shrink the size of the individual squares. And they thought they could pull a fast one on the old miser? Think again. She wants her money back.
As long as it’s two-ply, I’m generally easy going about toilet paper, so I offered to buy this 48-pack off of her (I am not so naive as to think she would just give it to me, after all.) She stared me down and said I could have a roll, but the subject was immediately dropped. I returned to Hollywood with no more toilet paper than I started out with.
But I did take a tube of toothpaste.
You can either have a nice grandmother, or you can have stories.
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tuesdayswithigor said:
These are pretty incredible
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