I stayed up to hear Obama’s speech (nothing new) and didn’t get to bed till after my bedtime. Cats had already crashed on the couch.Mom, succinctly recapping election night 2012.
Joe Biden as my high school gym teacher:
It’s urgent that everyone dig deep — and fast. That means you.
And Joe Biden as a spontaneous sex partner, no masturbation allowed:
Trust me, I’m ready for anything, but I can’t do this alone.
Can’t… or won’t?
Emails from Joe Biden are equal parts things a perfect boyfriend would say:
Because Barack and I cannot do this alone.
We need you and it’s always been that way.
And then also things your manipulative mother-in-law would say:
Four weeks from today, this election will be over. We’ll know whether we did enough — or if we needed to do more.
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