"This is a video I’ve wanted to make for over 10 years. Unemployment made that dream possible. Thanks to my friends for helping me.

This is the story of Tor, a man who hasn’t been feeling well lately. Despite having a loving girlfriend, family, and friends he is unsettled at the notion of being a man for the rest of his life. If only…he…could…transform…into…a­…real…life…Mc…Donalds…”

The ultimate in One of These Things is Not Like the Other.

The ultimate in One of These Things is Not Like the Other.

I stayed up to hear Obama’s speech (nothing new) and didn’t get to bed till after my bedtime. Cats had already crashed on the couch.
Mom, succinctly recapping election night 2012.
This guy must really wanna shit this year.

This guy must really wanna shit this year.

New video from The Kids Table.

My phone autocorrects “coitus” to “colitis”

Did you mean “sex” or “inflammation of your bowels”?

You might only live once; here’s a really shitty way to spend your end of days.